um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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