C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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