I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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