Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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