maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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