No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We have so much sex to catch up on
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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