i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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