Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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