and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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