Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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