you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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