i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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