he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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