So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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