Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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