YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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