The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Your tits are I can't wait for
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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