I'm laying in your front yard are you home
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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