three words: i give head
three words: not that well
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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