Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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