Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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