Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i wish my penis had a tongue
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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