Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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