Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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