I have demons in me.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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