he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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