I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating