so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?