Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
