Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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