She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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