So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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