Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Your penis caused this!
I forget how to act sober
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