oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Drake has all the answers
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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