found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
My vagina just clenched in fear
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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