Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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