I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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