dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
