Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Michael Bay diarrhea
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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