Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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