If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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