If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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