yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Sorry about my life...
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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