he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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