We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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