...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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