I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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