I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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