He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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