Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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