Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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