I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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