thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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