My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.