ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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