I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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